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Chi Town Shirts
We're On a Mission from God
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100% premium cotton.
106 miles to Chicago.
1/2 pack of cigarettes
1 real quarterback
Free Shipping · Free Returns · Made in Chicago
THE STORY BEHIND THE SHIRT
The Mission has a Quarterback
Jake and Elwood said they were on a mission from God. They put on their sunglasses, hit Wacker Drive, and reminded the world that Chicago doesn't just do things, it does them with style.
Now add Caleb Williams to the backfield and the mission officially has a quarterback. The offense is alive. The culture is different. And for the first time in a long time, being a Bears fan doesn't feel like a punishment from the universe.
This shirt is for fans who believe the new era of Bears football is just as legendary as anything that's come before it. Put it on. Hit it.
Why Chi Town Shirts
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Delivered to You
Free shipping. Free 30-day returns. Ships within 24 hours. Designed and made in Chicago, IL.
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Treat it better than the O-Line treated Jay Cutler.
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Size & Fit
Runs true to size. 100% premium cotton may shrink slightly in the wash. When in doubt, size up.
The new era of Bears football deserves a new shirt.
Free Shipping · Free Returns · New Designs Added Regularly
FAQ
I've never bought a t-shirt before, what size am I?
Here's the sizing breakdown by chest measurement:
S
31–34"
M
38–41"
L
42–45"
XL
46–49"
2XL
50–53"
When in doubt, size up. Unlike the Bears' front office, we recommend erring on the side of caution.
Do your shirts run true to size?
Yes — but they're 100% premium cotton, so they may shrink slightly in the wash. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and they'll hold their shape.
Treat them better than the Bears' offensive line treated Jay Cutler.
Are you releasing more designs?
Constantly. New designs drop regularly — and as long as the Bears keep doing what the Bears do, we'll never run out of material. Sign up for emails so you're the first to know.
What's your shipping policy?
Free shipping on all orders. No minimums, no codes, no small print. Orders ship within 1 business day and you'll get tracking sent to your email.
What's your return policy?
30 days as long as the shirt is unworn. Exchange for a different size or return for a full refund to your original payment method. Email us at support@chitownshirts.com if you need any help.
What if I'm a Packers fan?
F*** You.