Chicago's Funniest Shirts

Shirts for Die Hard Bears Fans

(With a sense of humor)

100% premium cotton shirts. Designed to be worn during pregame tailgates and removed during postgame celebrations.

Free Shipping
Made in Chicago
As Seen on NBC Chicago
30-Day Returns

The Collection

CHI TOWN'S FINEST (AND FUNNIEST)


"I'll be honest... before this shirt, I had two friends. Both were my cousins, and one of them was on the fence. I wore my Ben Johnson For Mayor tee to my nephew's birthday party and within 20 minutes I had exchanged numbers with four strangers, been invited to a fantasy football league, and a guy named Rick offered me his lake house for a weekend. Rick and I are very close now. My cousin came around too. My therapist says I've 'turned a corner.' I never thought a t-shirt could change my life."

Gary F. (Naperville, IL)

47 new friends and counting

FAQ

I've never bought a t-shirt before, what size am I?

Here's the sizing breakdown by chest measurement:

S

31–34"

M

38–41"

L

42–45"

XL

46–49"

2XL

50–53"

When in doubt, size up. Unlike the Bears' front office, we recommend erring on the side of caution.

Do your shirts run true to size?

Yes — but they're 100% premium cotton, so they may shrink slightly in the wash. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and they'll hold their shape.

Treat them better than the Bears' offensive line treated Jay Cutler.

Are you releasing more designs?

Constantly. New designs drop regularly — and as long as the Bears keep doing what the Bears do, we'll never run out of material. Sign up for emails so you're the first to know.



What's your shipping policy?

Free shipping on all orders. No minimums, no codes, no small print. Orders ship within 1 business day and you'll get tracking sent to your email.

What's your return policy?

30 days as long as the shirt is unworn. Exchange for a different size or return for a full refund to your original payment method. Email us at support@chitownshirts.com if you need any help.

What if I'm a Packers fan?

F*** You.